Wednesday, June 24, 2009

A Politician Can't Keep His Zipper Up, Imagine That.

One would think by now the news would be that a politician could avoid being led around by his small head. But no, the big news of the day is that some clown, governor of a fairly unimportant state, South Carolina, got laid. Outside of his marriage. Now it's very important, unlike when getting laid outside of marriage (and lying about it under oath) was none of our business.

So, one was President and had the D behind his name, the other, Mark Sanford had the R. So, it was only about sex then and not important. Now it's knocking Iran out of the news.

Okay, for the record I deplore Sanford's behavior. I am not going to vote for him, even if he moves to Texas or runs nationally. Now, Sanford, will you please shut up and go away. We have more important fish to fry.

In Iran platoons of thugs fired automatic weapons into unarmed crowds. Axe wielding goons went into those crowds chopping on unarmed citizens. Note to the national media: let the Mayberry Clarion or whatever other papers they have there cover Sanford and y'all cover Iran and the Norks. Yeah, the ones that are going to fire a missile toward Hawaii. We'll deal with Sanford if he tries to run our electric bills up madly or take over a couple of car companies, or, worse, dismantle the best health care system in the world.

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